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“The Orange Man in the Orange Suit”
So, this news is just now happening, apparently, as I’m writing:
And, in all honesty, it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving family.
Trump, never known for his sartorial splendor, would look most excellent in the color orange as it matches his own visage; and while I am sure Ivanka would protest this color, I think it’s a most wonderful shade.
And, just in time for Halloween, too! Yay!!
But really, what are we to make of all this? I mean, he’s YET to be indicted on the Mar A Lago charges, and now the NY Attorney General is suing him as well? Christmas has come early, it would appear, for Mr. Grinch, and I, for one, could not be happier. “Throw away the key” seems most apt.
“Donald Trump falsely inflated his net worth by billions of dollars to unjustly enrich himself and to cheat the system, thereby cheating all of us, James said at a press conference.”
Ms. Letitia James, you are my new heroine. BLESS YOU.
