“Surrender, Surrender, But Don’t Give Yourself Away”
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“Mommy’s alright, Daddy’s alright, they just seem a little weird”…
So, the moment FINALLY arrived! A mugshot of the Orange Buffoon:
Or, as the wonderfully wry and acerbic Keith Olbermann notes: “215 lbs?! Maybe in Celsius” ;) Now, here’s the thing: most of us have been waiting for this FOREVER. And truth be told, it felt pretty great, but come on, who would you rather look at? La Mancha Orange OR the beautiful Robin Zander of the awesome band Cheap Trick from back in the day?!!
There’s no contest…
And of course, this cretinous person can always be counted on to sink to even lower levels of crudeness by offering up a cache of “surrender” related merchandise just to…you know…cash in on the chaos of it all.
“Mugs and t-shirts over here, everyone” — it all has such a carnival like atmosphere to it. Those with intellect need not apply for the job.
So, “Never Surrender” while ACTUALLY SURRENDERING is a REAL thing!
Who knew, right???
But, then this came to my mind, also — perhaps other people remember?
Although some enterprising and clever person posted this earlier:
That’s the thing about “Surrendering” — you can’t really have it both ways.
Unless you are a menace to society and all things good and have no qualms about merchandising and are an uber Capitalist with zero morals. Do yourself a favor: watch the video from Cheap Trick — plus, it’s free ;)
